Aha! For my first Minion of the Volume " era, as I like to call it, one I have been promising for a logn time. And as you all know, a promise from Andy is like a promise from God- just a matter of faith in what you can't percieve.

I've known Alex for a long time, and if there's one thing you can say about him, he just won't let something lie, dammit. Years ago we were playing a certain stompy-robot game (Shogo Mobile Armour Division, in case you wondered) and the mission goal was to find and destroy the "inteference array". Well after running around for about an hour not finding anything, he kept piping up saying I should look for a sign or something, to which I retorted-

"Oh come on, they're not going to have a bloody sign on the wall saying this way to the inteference array!"

Returning to the game with some smugness, I swivelled around and what did I see? Yes. And he's never let me forget it, the bastard.